sent my flatmate out to buy it. he came home with magic beans. spends all his spare time these days climbing his stalk.
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Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:43,
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maybe i'll go out and pur-chase it on the morrow.
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Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:57,
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but that is a euphemism waiting to happen
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Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:47,
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a carefully constructed euphemism waiting to happen. i blame the booze.
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Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:52,
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too. For everything. Trouble is, the tax bastards don't accept excuses like that :)
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Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:55,
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tax bastards for the booze. that way nothing goes unaccounted for.
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Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:58,
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F'rinstance: Box of 8 bottles of Pelforth Brune (25cl) in that there france - 3 1/2 quid. Judging by importers prices over here, box of 8 bottles = 8.40.....robbing tax cnuts.....death to 'em all! cue mob with flaming torches.....
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Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:02,
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