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[challenge entry] A future moment in history

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(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:55, archived)
# I heard Yasser Arafat supported the England side
He asked Terry Venables (then the England manager) for a football kit. Venables offered the Alan Shearer kit.
"No." said Yasser.
"I want the Gaza Strip."
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:57, archived)
# heeheehee
*thud*
(MonkeyMan in Mourning, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:57, archived)
# damn
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:59, archived)
# heh heh
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:00, archived)
# No he wanted an Everton on (The Gazza Strip)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:58, archived)
# Which team's Asenal, then?
Sorry, Mr Pedantic in the house :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:58, archived)
# trust me
to mis-fucking-type the most word most relevant to the gag.
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:59, archived)
# No I didn't, it's not a pun if you use the original name.
What would your English teacher say!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:01, archived)
# My English teacher would have said
"I know it's wrong but it feels so right!".
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:02, archived)
# Way your English teacher
Roy Walker?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:04, archived)
# oooh good comeback
:)
I saw Roy Walker in panto in Rhyl once
/end of boring post
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:05, archived)
# WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:04, archived)
# wait
until i release my memoirs. it'll all be in there..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:07, archived)
# Mistyping
key words is almost endemic on the net. It's almost as if evil forces lurk in keyboards just willing you to fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:07, archived)