*snigger*are you frightened cos I is so god-damn Real?
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:59,
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Your language doth bamboozle me,a lady such as thee,
should ne'er sully such sweet lips,
with words so course and twee.
It doth pale me to my bones,
to hear you tell of Bitches,
a maid so fair, beyond compare
best not dwell deep in ditches.
(should ne'er sully such sweet lips,
with words so course and twee.
It doth pale me to my bones,
to hear you tell of Bitches,
a maid so fair, beyond compare
best not dwell deep in ditches.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:04,
archived)
dearie me...what are you on about?
And I thought the Tim-Westwood-a-likes sounded silly! :)
(And I thought the Tim-Westwood-a-likes sounded silly! :)
Dr Phil Kitten,
Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:10,
archived)
I decided to speak like the bardgood lady,
Didst my archaic prose bring a blush to your apple cheeks, or shall I be expecting your goode lover to blacken my eye?
(Didst my archaic prose bring a blush to your apple cheeks, or shall I be expecting your goode lover to blacken my eye?
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:13,
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It's "coarse".And twee doesn't perhaps mean what you think it means.
I'faith, sirrah, should'st ken more learning of your Masters ere you seek t'inflict your ill-formed verse upon th' general mass of humanity!
ooooonly joshing. :)
(I'faith, sirrah, should'st ken more learning of your Masters ere you seek t'inflict your ill-formed verse upon th' general mass of humanity!
ooooonly joshing. :)
Dr Phil Kitten,
Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:24,
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