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# Fucksocks.
It's 8am and I'm still drunk from last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Greeting friend,
from oer the sea,
It doth fill my cheeks with grins to speak to you so.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:17, archived)
# fuck that nancy shilznit
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)
# Good sir,
I challenge thee to a duel of words and phrases,
Or do you fear my sabre tongue, as my pithy wit doth cause grazes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:21, archived)
# bitch
muthafucker - stick a cap yo ass
(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:24, archived)
# I did lay with mine mother,
when I was a babe in arms,
Yon mother doth still now lay with you,
and charges for her charms.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Arf
!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:32, archived)
# what the fuck
is going on around here. honestly, you go out for a couple of hours...
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:32, archived)
# To counteract this bitch ass speak,
I speak in nobler tongue
But I fear my words drift to high
to be caught by the ears of the young.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:37, archived)
# why has
everyone gone gangsta? is it for charity?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:39, archived)
# It passed me by,
goodly Stouffer, but the steam doth seem to be clearing.
Kinder tongues should soon prevail, by all that are god fearing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:43, archived)
# the muthafuckin' pussy
thinks his rapping is tough
but he's just a prison bitch
the daddy's bit of rough

boooom
(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Your rancid maw doth speaketh words,
your puny frame can't keep,
Hark, is that thine mother calling,
tis time for your early sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:46, archived)
# i'm a bad muthafucker
with my dick in yo mumma
well she's such a screamer
but she aint no shaver



(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:58, archived)
# Faith sir,
those words they did not rhyme,
they little made much sense,
I'm guessing that your use of words,
was meant to take offense.
They glanced of me, these fetid blows,
they didst not mark nor hurt,
You hit me like a wench good sir,
no doubt, you wear a skirt.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:03, archived)
# thou seem'st to think it cleverer to speak
as once of old on stage did little boys
And yet I think your doggerel is weak
And should'st perhaps return to other toys. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:41, archived)
# Tis true, good doctor, tis true,
That my grasp of this is weak,
but I can do this better, in my minds own eye,
than converse in gangsta speak.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)
# oh all right
I'll let you off then. I'faith, mo' fo'.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:53, archived)
# this reminds me of
monkey island one..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:25, archived)
# you already
no stikazzz gotten ma ghetto yetto, when day get da postardddd
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:24, archived)
# eh,
no offence lar but you sound more Scouse n'anyting...

I mean, dey do doh don't dey?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:28, archived)
# aub, i doan understan
m3ssag3 me, and speak english, dammit
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:30, archived)
# That comment
made me crack up laughing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:31, archived)
# shite
:(

i'll never make as a black rapper ganster then, i guess the odds were stacked against me from birth
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:34, archived)
# O
k.......
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)
# And, to carry on the day's talk theme:
Why were there only 49 contestants in the "Miss Ebonics Beauty Pageant"?

Nobody wanted to be Miss Idaho.....

badumtish!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:18, archived)
# that's
very funny indeed
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:26, archived)
# ++ OUT OF HUMMUS ERROR ++
I don't get it :o(

++ Insert More Hummus ++

Edit: Panic over. I got it. Had my brain in upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Fanstastic!
That's what I call value for money! If you're lucky, the hangover won't kick in 'til after lunch.
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:31, archived)