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# b3ta newsletter 11: what should it be about?
so far, we've covered cats, web celebrities, and rabbits. what subject should we tackle on next friday?

(BTW: one idea I had was '10 best net pranks...')
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 8:00, archived)
# Stuff that is too near to something else
Like newsreaders that are seated too near to one another so they fit on the screen, I can't be doing with that.

No, no, stuff that is way too big like that cat, that'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 8:35, archived)
# like the pyramids
on the national geographic cover that were too far apart, so they photoshopped them in a bit? And you thought you could trust the NG.
Yes you did. Admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 8:40, archived)
# with the war theme of recent days
How about hate sites. I don't mean 5 lines about why Jamie Theakstons a twat - I mean people who've set up whole web sites to inform us of this and study why.
Who are the most unlikely dispised people on the web? What is the nastiest thing ever said about some ineffective star?
And to counterbalance that - pictures of celebs visiting sick children (strangely, whatever I search on google seems to bring up a picture of Beppe off eastenders with a dying child), fan pages for crap people like Stuart Big Brother, messages of love left for Celine Dion in a fan's guestbook *in case she reads it* etc..
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 8:38, archived)
# unusual hobbies
such as
www.plastercaster.com
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 8:58, archived)
# recently
"she's been casting new subjects, most of whom are female, including the two women in the Doll Rods and Stereolab's Laetitia Sadier."
ick.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 9:04, archived)
# i remember an interview with her
where she said how Jimmy Hendrix enjoyed the exprience so much that he almost got stuck as he couldn't relax before the plaster dried. I assume thats what 'experience' he named his band after.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 9:30, archived)
# Citrus Fruit
I'm working on a project with a lot of citrus fruit in it. Maybe you could pre-hype by creating a buzz around the citrus fruit thing then my thing will be really NOW when its done.

The king of citrus fruit has to be the Orange as it has part of the electromagnectic spectrum set aside for its own use. Also it tastes Orange, and it smells Orange and its about the size of an Orange. Oh god I've said too much.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 9:22, archived)
# I'm orange
well, ginger - can I be in your project?
I also have orange juice for blood, obviously. And one of my legs is actually an orange straw.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 9:27, archived)
# boards of canada
have a tune which is a man saying "orange" followed by kids laughing if you need a soundtrack for your project.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 9:34, archived)
# Universal constant
Does he sound like he reveres Oranges, almost like they are some kind reference point in the universe, with out which reality might become un-tethered? That would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 10:55, archived)
# he sounds
like a priest.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 11:26, archived)
# big stuff
I like big stuff.
Cheques, dinner, coctails, boobies err... better stop there. As my fragrant other may spot my post and remove oogling privileges.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 9:36, archived)
# she makes big
coctails? She sounds grea...
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 9:43, archived)
# Careful...
or it's vesta meals for one for me at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 10:04, archived)
# Big stuff
Right with you on that. Absurdly big stuff has to be good, nobody can argue with that. What about when they make those really big pies/curries in marquees. Winner.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 10:01, archived)
# I always wonders what happens
to the grub when thay make world record stuff. It must be hard distributing 20 tonnes of banoffe pie to old dears before it all goes off..
"Sorry Love, have you got any jam roly poly? Banana's give me wind dear" etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 10:09, archived)
# I think
they wheel up the giant cat who hovers the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 10:13, archived)
# Boilersuits
Well I like them...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 9:44, archived)
# big slipknot
fan then?!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 9:55, archived)
# Don't know
about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 10:04, archived)
# you know
the bunch of 'heavy metal' idiots who are frightfully shocking. They all wear masks and boiler suitsBecause they're metal, like.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 10:21, archived)
# Possibly
if you take away the masks, and the music there may be potential. What you really want in a boilersuit is someone who is is wearing it for a good reason - like tarmacing roads, or cleaning out sewers...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 10:36, archived)
# what better excuse than
to post my slipknot picture

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 10:40, archived)
# Just so
I can get the picture straight in my mind - do the zips open from either end?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 10:49, archived)
# things that are the wrong size...
small things that are big and vice versa.

if anyone can get a genuine photo of the monster cat, with a midget i'll pay good money.

anyway whats the difference between dwarves and midgets?



dwarves are just a little bit magical... boom and indeed boom!
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 24 Sep 2001, 11:40, archived)