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# My toaster exploded at the weekend.
Funny thing is, it made the toast that was in it, the most perfectly browned toast i have ever had. It was a crap toaster until it exploded, and reached the pinnacle of its toasting.

I have since replaced it with a toaster remeniscent to a limousine.

I thought you guys would care the most.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:16, archived)
# You are correct...
When kitchen appliances turn poetic... ahhhh.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:17, archived)
# I broke mine
by poking the red hot glowing bits with a knife because it made a funny buzzing noise...i dont even know what drew me to do it the first time, but all i know is it went REALLY bright then made a bit of a bang and smellt a bit
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:21, archived)
# Pretty much what happened her.
But mine had a nice jet of flame coming out of it!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:29, archived)
# we care
much more than the others. oh yes!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:31, archived)
# COOL
I didnt have flames

I had no bloody toast either come to think about it
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:32, archived)
# ooh
that happened to me with a hairdryer once.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:33, archived)
# I did that once in my boarding house at school
I somehow short-circuited the whole landing, so all the lights went out and it was very cold. Everyone was cross with me.

It's not like I meant to do it. :(
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:53, archived)
# "It's better to burn out...."
If my whole purpose in life was to toast and I finally produced that masterpiece of perfect toast that could never be surpassed, I would also choose to go out in a blaze of glory, kind of like Sid Vicious or Kurt Cobain or the Queen Mum.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:57, archived)