Funny thing is, it made the toast that was in it, the most perfectly browned toast i have ever had. It was a crap toaster until it exploded, and reached the pinnacle of its toasting.
I have since replaced it with a toaster remeniscent to a limousine.
I thought you guys would care the most.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:16,
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I have since replaced it with a toaster remeniscent to a limousine.
I thought you guys would care the most.
When kitchen appliances turn poetic... ahhhh.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:17,
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by poking the red hot glowing bits with a knife because it made a funny buzzing noise...i dont even know what drew me to do it the first time, but all i know is it went REALLY bright then made a bit of a bang and smellt a bit
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:21,
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But mine had a nice jet of flame coming out of it!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:29,
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I didnt have flames
I had no bloody toast either come to think about it
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:32,
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I had no bloody toast either come to think about it
I somehow short-circuited the whole landing, so all the lights went out and it was very cold. Everyone was cross with me.
It's not like I meant to do it. :(
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:53,
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It's not like I meant to do it. :(
If my whole purpose in life was to toast and I finally produced that masterpiece of perfect toast that could never be surpassed, I would also choose to go out in a blaze of glory, kind of like Sid Vicious or Kurt Cobain or the Queen Mum.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 21:57,
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