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# eating lard
has not been scientifically proven to make you obese*. The Lard Information Board daily recommended intake is 1 bar of lard for a child of 5 which should provide the body with many** of the vital nutrients it needs. Lard may help with weight loss as part of a calorie controlled diet***.
/Lard Information Board

*May not be true
**None
***Will it fuck
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:46, archived)
# *changes into tophat and tails*
*breaks into dance routine with twig*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:48, archived)
# I found this:
I haven't a clue if it's real or not
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:50, archived)
# its an old Viz gag
they printed it on t-shirts
/Lard Information Board
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:56, archived)