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# Quick, dirty and ultimately satisfying.


(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Is that Joss Stone?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:33, archived)
#
yes
(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:33, archived)
# who's she
and why the headstab?
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
#
a 17 year old soul singer, english but insists on having a tinge of a US accent and says "back yard" in my book, thats a head stabby moment
(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)
# I want to screw her.
Knife in head or not/fake American accent or not. Tis all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:45, archived)
#
meh! its something to hold on to i suppose
(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Please please please, my photoshopping bitches
you HAVE to see this

CLICK ME AND LOVE ME LIKE YOUR OWN!

Perfectly SFW and woo to the pic
(don't tell him Pike!!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:34, archived)
# God bless
America!
(Harry, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:35, archived)
# blimey
In a few years time* that'll be the ultimate bukkake coverage challenge

*when she's legally allowed to be covered in spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
#
good god! how did your mind think of that?

eeeeep!

(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# You don't want to know...
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)
# F**k me !
She's got to be too fat to eat !

/irony
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Interesting picture
but the quality is just way too shit to work with I think.

Nice try.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# i thought that as I am only a paintsmash whore myself
but I thought it needed to be seen...
(don't tell him Pike!!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:37, archived)
# ah yes
I made an animated woo with her, but I can't find it any more
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Oh my
that is so sad. She is only 5 ffs!

What the hell are her parents feeding her?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# elephants
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# anything and everything
at a guess
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# I suspect,
that this is a question which should be directed towards the Lard Information Board.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:39, archived)
# eating lard
has not been scientifically proven to make you obese*. The Lard Information Board daily recommended intake is 1 bar of lard for a child of 5 which should provide the body with many** of the vital nutrients it needs. Lard may help with weight loss as part of a calorie controlled diet***.
/Lard Information Board

*May not be true
**None
***Will it fuck
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:46, archived)
# *changes into tophat and tails*
*breaks into dance routine with twig*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:48, archived)
# I found this:
I haven't a clue if it's real or not
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:50, archived)
# its an old Viz gag
they printed it on t-shirts
/Lard Information Board
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Everything
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:39, archived)
# How does the saying go?
there's nothing quite like a McDonalds.

Edit/ Did someone not mention something about a shortage of lard yesterday. I think we've found the culprit!
(its a bloody shambles, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Shoot the parents.
And roast the kid.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Feed the world
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Yup.
She's what geeks call a 'resource hog'.
(Harry, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# HAHAHAAAA!!!!
Oh lord! I bet they blame it on 'glands' and 'a condition'.

The condition being water cake retention.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Now.......
Thats a HUGE BITCH!
(Spenglebert Humptyback, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:37, archived)
# I
didn't know being that fat is even possible without instant death...

I wonder what she has for tea every night.

Or what she doesn't have.

/thin
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:37, archived)
# FTL!
Five times the size of other five year olds? Did she fucking EAT her classmates?
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:38, archived)
# only
the fat ones
(posion ivy, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Is she
Svenno's girlfriend?

Fucking hideous!
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Goo grief!
That picture is horrific.

The opposite of fluffy is flabby.*





*Search your feelings, you know this to be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Bah da da da da...
...she's lovin' it.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Is that..
George W interviewing her?
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:59, archived)
# LAZERS!
(the joe factory what makes joes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# I would.
Then I'd throttle her.

1- Her singing is annoying beyond the realms of decency.

2- I'm a HGV driver and old habits die hard.
(Mazrim, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:09, archived)