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I'll have you know

I'm only 15 of those things. So I should be fine.

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nick the greek, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:26, archived)

Darn! I only make 11.

*decides to convert to lesbianism and start stealing*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:28, archived)

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body

and I did once steal a bar of chocolate. I'm up to 17.

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nick the greek, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:32, archived)

there's probably an anti-you out there somewhere

who does just the other 5!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:34, archived)

I hope not

They wouldn't be a very nice person. Especially with the child molesting and so forth.

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nick the greek, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:36, archived)

Bah

I'm only 6.

I should get out more
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:35, archived)

I'm only five

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:41, archived)

Typing well

for your age though.

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nick the greek, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:43, archived)

I'm very advanced

I use Bournville in my chocolate milk

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:47, archived)

I'm only four of the above.

but I am a really big masturbator which must count for something. Probably like porn more than I should too.

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Goldfish_, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:35, archived)

15 as well

15, but do you think I could count fornicating and masterbating twice I do them a lot.

(amon-ra-ra-ra, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:45, archived)

If I'm not allowed to count them twice

then neither are you.

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nick the greek, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:46, archived)

I've scored 15

I'm hoping after this weekend I'll be able to say a few more

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:50, archived)