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# all i can remember
is trying to get it on with a woman old enough to be my nan.

damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:25, archived)
# haha class!
my mates told me i went over to some fat ginger girl and told her she was the most beautiful girl in the world. then all i remember is making some italian girl cry and getting her a taxi... i need to get rid of beer and women they cause too many problems... wait wtf am i saying they r the most important things in my life!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:27, archived)
# she was a minger,
but i still tried to get it on with her. I distinctly remember squeezing her boobies in full view of all my pals. shit!

Oh, and then to top it off, I went somewhere else and tried to get it on with a fat bird. Smoked a fag because i thought it would make me look cool - i don't even smoke!
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)
# fat birds need love too
they actually put more effort in whilst in bed too... and are dirtier...

/one experience
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:32, archived)
#
ei ei!
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:36, archived)
# If the "dirtier" thing bothers you
you can give them a sponge-on-a-stick for xmas.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 27 Nov 2004, 13:09, archived)
# 34...
... Isn't that bad....
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# it is bad
turn those numbers around...
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)