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[challenge entry] I want one.

From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:30, archived)
# that chick's
a bit of alright
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Isn't she just.
I call her my girlfriend.

The lawyers tell me to stay away.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:33, archived)
# pffft
i get the same from the local secondary school

bloody legal system /grumble
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:34, archived)
# oh dear.
that is all.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:35, archived)
# lovely
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:31, archived)
# I've got one of those
except it isn't bullet/bomb-proof.
...and my chick doesn't look like that.
Anything like that.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:32, archived)
# And i trust
she's not a regular on this board?
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:33, archived)
# hahaha. I bloody hope not.

*hides*
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:37, archived)
# If she comes with it,
me too.

Electrocute bad guy - nice touch.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Satellite uplink was an addition too
but no one seems to have noticed that yet, must come as standard these days.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:34, archived)
# how much?
woo
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Free with a contract
(killing).
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:35, archived)
# anyone in mind?
*readies assassin kit*
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:36, archived)
# Well...
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:37, archived)
# I think the press will do that for us
:~)
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:41, archived)