
My friend and I were watching a French & Saunders DVD, and they parodied the Krankies. My friend didn't know what it was, and all I could tell her was that it some sort of apparently much-hated show.
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Thu 16 Dec 2004, 9:33,
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They're a married couple who 'entertain' kids. She dresses as a schoolboy. It's all rather disturbing. Especially since I saw them in an 'adult' show once. Christ, that was rough...
"Suspect double act The Krankies were in town last week to perform an 'adult show' at city centre uckwit drinking hole, Brannigans. After little Jimmy's opening salvo of 'Fanfuckingdabidozi', it went swiftly downhill. Off-colour jokes and the stripping of a woman down to her underwear were the highlights of a dismal performance. Not even the pissed-up heckling, comments such as "We should have stayed in uckin' Teasers,"and a fight at the back did anything to lift my spirits. And the sad thing is, this actually happened."
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Thu 16 Dec 2004, 9:37,
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They're a married couple who 'entertain' kids. She dresses as a schoolboy. It's all rather disturbing. Especially since I saw them in an 'adult' show once. Christ, that was rough...
"Suspect double act The Krankies were in town last week to perform an 'adult show' at city centre uckwit drinking hole, Brannigans. After little Jimmy's opening salvo of 'Fanfuckingdabidozi', it went swiftly downhill. Off-colour jokes and the stripping of a woman down to her underwear were the highlights of a dismal performance. Not even the pissed-up heckling, comments such as "We should have stayed in uckin' Teasers,"and a fight at the back did anything to lift my spirits. And the sad thing is, this actually happened."

Check out the biography and the unreadable shark story
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Sat 18 Dec 2004, 19:42,
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