
and may I also say:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
She fell from a 3 metre beanstalk, that would be like a normal person falling from a height of 59 feet.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
She fell from a 3 metre beanstalk, that would be like a normal person falling from a height of 59 feet.

wee Jimmy hit the ground.
That would make me so happy.
A big woo and a 'ning !
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Thu 16 Dec 2004, 9:28,
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That would make me so happy.
A big woo and a 'ning !

The gits.
Have you tried one of them filters (is it leeterthanjesus or something)?
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Thu 16 Dec 2004, 9:34,
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Have you tried one of them filters (is it leeterthanjesus or something)?

filters don't work too well with b3ta. they keep on logging me out. meh.
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Thu 16 Dec 2004, 9:39,
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... that and her teeny weeny baps
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My friend and I were watching a French & Saunders DVD, and they parodied the Krankies. My friend didn't know what it was, and all I could tell her was that it some sort of apparently much-hated show.
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www.thekrankies.cwc.net/
They're a married couple who 'entertain' kids. She dresses as a schoolboy. It's all rather disturbing. Especially since I saw them in an 'adult' show once. Christ, that was rough...
"Suspect double act The Krankies were in town last week to perform an 'adult show' at city centre uckwit drinking hole, Brannigans. After little Jimmy's opening salvo of 'Fanfuckingdabidozi', it went swiftly downhill. Off-colour jokes and the stripping of a woman down to her underwear were the highlights of a dismal performance. Not even the pissed-up heckling, comments such as "We should have stayed in uckin' Teasers,"and a fight at the back did anything to lift my spirits. And the sad thing is, this actually happened."
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Thu 16 Dec 2004, 9:37,
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They're a married couple who 'entertain' kids. She dresses as a schoolboy. It's all rather disturbing. Especially since I saw them in an 'adult' show once. Christ, that was rough...
"Suspect double act The Krankies were in town last week to perform an 'adult show' at city centre uckwit drinking hole, Brannigans. After little Jimmy's opening salvo of 'Fanfuckingdabidozi', it went swiftly downhill. Off-colour jokes and the stripping of a woman down to her underwear were the highlights of a dismal performance. Not even the pissed-up heckling, comments such as "We should have stayed in uckin' Teasers,"and a fight at the back did anything to lift my spirits. And the sad thing is, this actually happened."

Check out the biography and the unreadable shark story
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When I was a kid they were always on the telly. Me and my sister took the piss even then.
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who would be an ideal replacement.
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