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[challenge entry] Too much wanking
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mod edit: sorry, it's a close call, but personally I think it's not safe for work

From the Greetings Cards For Any Occasion challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(je suis tres francais, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:00, archived)
# Is it a talking card?
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:01, archived)
# nice blurrage but I fear you`re going to get a slapped wrist in a minute.. bit too close to pr0n for the board


i.e. it is pr0n :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:01, archived)
# You cant see
anything
(je suis tres francais, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:03, archived)
# I can see you getting a slapped wrist :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:05, archived)
# only if you're the blind person recieving the card
otherwise you can clearly make out a naked woman preparing to take it up the dunger.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:05, archived)
# And it looks more like it
the further away from your monitor you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:03, archived)
# hmm.. 10 inches is long enough


let me rephrase that... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:04, archived)
# Correct.
NSFW I'd say.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:04, archived)
# sit closer
then
(je suis tres francais, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:05, archived)
# The point was
that to a boss on the other side of an office, it will look more like porn than to the person sat at the pc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:08, archived)
# right, i did this earlier
and i got a lot of angry office types telling me off

so, id say that was NOT SAFE FOR WORK MOTHER watermelonER
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:02, archived)
# are you some kind
of cunting fruit fucking fetishist?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:03, archived)
# oh dear, im sure i wrote f ucker
is this that c unting naughty word thing
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:07, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:19, archived)
# most definately not
link it plz
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:04, archived)
# I second this .. please link
(Nazi for 10 minutes)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:06, archived)
# I dont get it
most of the board includes necrophilia, kiddy fiddling, jokes about dead people and tragic events in history, but one blurred naked woman and it's a no-no! Unbelievable
(je suis tres francais, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:07, archived)
# necrophilia
where?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:09, archived)
# I'm sure there are referances to having sex witH
Dead people, no pictures though....i guess
(je suis tres francais, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:11, archived)
# it's just about
what would draw a boss' attention from across an office. people are quite quick to spot flesh, but most other types of images tend not to draw so much attention - or if they do it's easier to explain them. and the thing is porn is a fairly definite no-no in contracts, whereas comedy pictures aren't
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:09, archived)
# From the lovely Faq
I'm not sure if my picture is NSFW or not, how do I tell?

Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about).
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:10, archived)
# what about that paintmash porn site?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:13, archived)
# Seen one badly drawn minge part,
see them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Can i post this?
(je suis tres francais, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:17, archived)
# HAHAHAAHA that`s ridiculous
dirt.JPG :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:20, archived)
# I cant tell. Someone keeps getting in the way
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:25, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:31, archived)
# most of the stuff tends to be a bit more subtle than a bird showing off her rude bits
porny pics are the big nasties for written warnings / sacking in work, and there are unfortunately people at work at the minute squizzing b3ta - plus people will spaz back

there`s very few rules here, but generally naughty pics have to be very subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:10, archived)
# didn't your mother tell you -
naked blurry women are the work of the devil and will get you the sack from work.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:10, archived)
# and then you have to take the sack on the chin to get your job back
boom boom

(thanks to jonothan ross for that one)
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 22:13, archived)