Perhaps this greetings card is
a little too specific to be commercial?

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan,
Tue 21 Dec 2004, 21:51,
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one wonders
where the hell you managed to find so much custard pron.
woo yay!
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Withiel assumes the position!,
Tue 21 Dec 2004, 21:59,
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It's a talent.
I'm a magnet for custard pr0n in the same way that Frank Bough was a magnet for cocaine and prostitutes.
[allegedly]
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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan,
Tue 21 Dec 2004, 22:03,
archived)
Looks like she's had a run in with Tubgirl
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The Duke of Prunes,
Tue 21 Dec 2004, 21:59,
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arrgh
pass the mind bleach.
A can of Monkey Beer wouldn't go amiss either.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 21 Dec 2004, 22:03,
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Monkey Beer?
*hands over bottle of Monkey Beer Lite*
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The Duke of Prunes,
Tue 21 Dec 2004, 22:26,
archived)
yellow
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Bling Blong Bling Blong,
Tue 21 Dec 2004, 22:05,
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Hopefully
you're not staring at a bulldozer out of your bathroom window again, Mr. Dent.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Tue 21 Dec 2004, 22:15,
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