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(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Haza.
I got done for 103Mph, didnt get banned but got a massive fine and 6 points. If i took notice of my Laser detector i would have got off. The detector went off when i was doing 130. Way too stupid
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:23, archived)
# moleste?
did the judge goose you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Just changed that. My fingers are still asleep.
Buggerd by the judge perhaps
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:25, archived)
# I do hope you weren`t doing that on the M4, M40, or A404(M)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:24, archived)
# errm no on the A11
6 years ago
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:26, archived)
# good - I can sleep and drive safely
although not at the same time, cos that would be silly
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Would it?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:27, archived)
# because you
get a bad back sleeping in car seats
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:28, archived)
# this is true.. and a sore knee
depending on the inclination of the seat anyway

- always bring a blanket
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:29, archived)
# I just
put a brick on the accelerator and climb in the back with my sleeping baglady

(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:31, archived)
# pfft
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:35, archived)
# So do I
In my new crappy lengthened twelve-year-old Beemer. I slept all the way to work. Lots of space, a good thing when your'e back seat driving/shagging/sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:40, archived)
# When the roads dry out
i'm going to try and get the fastest "ban" speed.
Should get 3 years and a test re-take !
* buys tiny number plate
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:33, archived)
# my bike wont even
reach 100mph
but it will get to 70 fing quick yay for licence safe suppermoto back wheel brain out helmet on daftness. P.S. Nice pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Supermoto...
Off road stuff scares me. You always get hurt.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:39, archived)
# well some of it is on road
but yeah alot of it is on your arse;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:42, archived)
# When I think of it
the only car iv'e been caught in was this monster:
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Many Points ?
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Yeah, well...
I'm not familiar with any points system, I'm a swede. But i had just bought this crapwagon and was testing the road capabilities in a roundabout and came screaming out of it, with the laser gun patrol shooting at me. watermeloning Star Wars that was. Atleast I could keep my license.
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:47, archived)
# hohohho
I should have had a few of them by now but I'm a jammy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:29, archived)
# you probably keep an inflatable chicken girl in the passenger seat
to scare the shit out of law enforcers
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Na,
Beattie is kept in my boot, any trouble from teh fuzz and Beattie is released and they recieve good Beattying, hat, moustach and napkin...the full Beattie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 9:32, archived)