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[challenge entry] Xmas hatred
Sorry, had to post this. I have SEVERE issues with december

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(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 1:39, archived)
# I LOVE getting free stuff.
That's why I love christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 1:39, archived)
# Freeloader
But free stuff is not always good eg. a relative buying you a crappy garish jumper. Next!
(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:50, archived)
# ...
humbug?

Edit: do you not have any family or something. Presents rock, especially when everyone gives you CDs and tumble driers and you buy them a fruit platter to share :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 1:40, archived)
# You work for the US Postal Service
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 1:41, archived)
# and you're just grumpy
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 1:51, archived)
# so, um, why do the neomarxists still call everyone 'sheep'?
Time for a new metaphor, methinks. That one's decades old.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 1:52, archived)
# Cliches become
cliches for a reason.

Find a replacement for sheep and a new metaphor will arise. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 2:08, archived)
# i agree, xmas time is filled with that crap
but christmas day is still cool.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 1:54, archived)