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# TJ
By the way, does anyone want some tamales? I just made three dozen and I don't think I can eat them all...

[burps]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:50, archived)
# Oh yes!
Fax me some!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:51, archived)
# Can't figure out how to work the fax.


You can watch me, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:00, archived)
# you balding?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:02, archived)
# ing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:05, archived)
# inging?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:10, archived)
# (ing x ing) ^ ing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:17, archived)
# oh don`t talk maths to me!

import com.b3ta.bollocks.Ing;
public class Ing {
 
  private Ing tehIng = null();
  private Ing ing    = new Ing();
  private Ing ing2   = new Ing();

  public static void main(String[] args){
    tehIng = this.ing * this.ing2;
  }

  public int getIng() { 
     return tehIng();
  }
}


// edit: WHAT AM I DOING?????????
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:24, archived)
# ?syntax error
OVERFLOW
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:35, archived)
# it doesn`t compile?
:\

edit: get to watermelon!
you won`t get that with the javac compiler! watermeloning chancer!!

edit: although you`ll get a NullPointerException because there`s no initialising methods for the class.... constructors.......

blar de blar de blar
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:36, archived)
# don't worry... I have no idea what I'm talking about.
I teach English and cook Mexican food.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:40, archived)
# and I just did some Java
and it`s a bit sad that I did that
:\

shoot me now please
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:41, archived)
# shit, those look
good.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:02, archived)
# what the watermelon is that?

/yay autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)
# GROOMER


....... eating poos :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:05, archived)
# let's try closer
[pics removed]
Not a very good digicam.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm wood
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:11, archived)
# are you coming onto me?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:13, archived)
# no bukkake-talk,
please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:15, archived)
# bit for that innit?
now shut up and ejaculate over my man nipples
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:18, archived)
# "stumps" more like
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:42, archived)
# ahem
......i think some one called me. bye
(Loud_101, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 13:55, archived)
# me coming on to the biggest dog in the world?
I think not
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:25, archived)
# that's harsh... well harsh
why you gotta be so mean?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:27, archived)
# aw sorry
you`re a nice dog... just oversi....

oh that was DIGBY

sincere apolgies!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)
# that's awright
i'll tell ya what, suck me off and we'll forget all about it
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:32, archived)
# if you`re a bird .. you`re on
if you`re a bloke... I`ll spang you with the nearest frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:34, archived)
# always with the fukcing details
you're too uptight
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:36, archived)
# pffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:41, archived)
# Slow down!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:15, archived)
# yay!
but too slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:16, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:18, archived)
# Yeah, that's pretty accurate!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:22, archived)
# Or this?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:30, archived)
# greedy cnut
youra fukcing slag molvik, a fukcing slag!
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:31, archived)
# but it gives your the cranberrying horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:32, archived)
# ...eh?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:33, archived)
# you want it
you want it up you
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha look at him go!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:31, archived)
# Jebus!
I'm gonna be sick tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:34, archived)
# I'm thinking so...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:35, archived)
# you're fat
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:37, archived)
# Okay
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:39, archived)
# your face is crap aswell
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:40, archived)
# Thank you!
You're very sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:41, archived)
# you`ve pulled
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:42, archived)
# I'm getting ready to go to bed.
You two aren't making much sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:48, archived)
# your mind just doesn't have enough dopamine to contemplate our greatness
and pull yourself off for me before you fall asleep
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:50, archived)
# Normally, I'd consider that
but you just don't do much for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)
# you don't have to use me for material
that's sick, i just meant for you to do it in my honour
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:54, archived)
# I WANK FOR BRITAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:56, archived)
# sense? it`s perfect sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)
# even i was confused by that one
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:53, archived)
# you have a subtle charm
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:42, archived)
# .. like a sledgehammer to a leaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:43, archived)
# I was thinking like Roger Moore's movie career
but yours works as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:49, archived)
# HHAHA now come one!

....... oh yeah.. I see your point :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:52, archived)
# well that's what people tell me
...or atleast what i tell myself
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:43, archived)
# you look a bit like Weebl
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:37, archived)
# is that like females?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:57, archived)
# Depends on your tastes, I suppose.
A Mexican dish made of chopped meat and crushed peppers, highly seasoned, wrapped in cornhusks spread with masa, and steamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Dec 2004, 4:59, archived)
# I was with you until you mentioned meat...........
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:06, archived)
# Most of mine have green peppers instead.
Or cheese. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:08, archived)
# yay! my kinda think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:09, archived)
# so you eat cheese?
You're not an utter vegan like... uh... Moby?

[struggles to think of famous vegetarians/vegans]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:12, archived)
# em nah I eat veggie cheese and stuff
I do me best :\

edit:

LINDA McCARTNEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:13, archived)
# bad sign.
The only one you can think of is dead....
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:14, archived)
# don`t care
her singing was shit, but her morals were sound :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 5:17, archived)