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# arf
Tapirs are pretty shite with directions anyway* so maybe it's just as well

*probably
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:10, archived)
# female tapirs, at least.



/coat
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:12, archived)
# it would... TAPIR so

/mittens
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:13, archived)
# *groans*
/cannot think of anymore tapir puns

/probably for the best
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# read as "gropes" :D
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# *gropes*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# gah why couldn`t this have happened before midnight ;)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# but it is before midnight!
well, here it is, anyway.

why?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
# would have been an ace Christmas pressie ;)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# bah, it's a late gift exchange
i'll be getting money from the relatives across the state in a few weeks

so accept your grope, dammit :P
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# *accepts*
*sex wees*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# I was just about to start a pun war
then I thought... naaah
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# yeah, he took the only one that works :P
do you prefer beer tapir liquor?


wow, awful
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:21, archived)
# arf but..
*spang*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Tapirs are actually quite succinct and straight forward when it comes to directions.


Its those lanky Okapi who dont know their double yellows from their interchange.

(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:12, archived)
# tsk I always get them confused
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)