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# Tapirs can be miserable bastards sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:08, archived)
# Take 101 up from Los Angeles or down from San Francisco
you could also take 280 south from San Francisco if you're coming from that direction.


that'll get you to San Jose. :P


/used to live near there
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:09, archived)
# That would have made
for a very short song.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:10, archived)
# more room for the trumpets

`ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:12, archived)
# RIIKKK!
I thought I could smell something.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:13, archived)
# that`ll be the sprouts ;)

god I`m never drinking `til 6am in order to sleep through Christmas day ever again.. `til next year anyway

the missus got me some class percussion! I now own... A TRIANGLE! and a TAMBOURINE! and some shaky noisy things :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:14, archived)
# Shit.
I don't own a triangle. I intend to remedy this through the purchase of a triangle, soon.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# oh I tell you, it watermelonin` rocks!
DING! DING!

dunno where/when I`ll use it.. maybe just take it with me to work and entertain the tube commuters

edit: oh yeah! and I "upgraded" from XP to Win2K in order to get my new (!) wavefinder DAB radio thing going... there`s a Gaydar radio station :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# You can do Cajun/Zydeco stuff now,
you inbred hick.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)
# Try busking.
If this guy can make money blowing one note on a recorder, funky triangle rythyms will rake it in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:20, archived)
# woo! class :D

where did you get the picture of my mum??
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:23, archived)
# She was sitting on a milk crate
somewhere in Sydney.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:24, archived)
# SHE?
Blimey.

Edit: sorry. Confused. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# aye.. and I`ll bet she wasn`t wearing "no" knickers either
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# and Rik does look a bit like a tramp
soo he'll be quids in
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:23, archived)
# oh piss off you under-aged fop!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:29, archived)
# *flounces*
you know you're just upset that i never remember to come to bashes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Gaydar radio station?
Gawd help us. Barbra Streisand and Pet Shop Boys all day long.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:23, archived)
# I just put it on... it`s all dancey shit
but it`s mixed; it`s like one of those Ministry of Sound compilation albums :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:27, archived)
# i own two triangles!!
and two tamborines... they bring me much joy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:22, archived)
# I have a drum kit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:24, archived)
# I have two.
/pointless one-upmanship.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# I`m really considering a drum machine now...
BANG BANG BANG

... *DING*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:29, archived)
# Damn you!
I need a triangle in my percussive arsenal.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:25, archived)
# Ooooooooooooh matron!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:27, archived)
# yay! get a triangle
JOIN TEH 1337!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:27, archived)
# Come to think of it,
my van is a bit percussive. Everytime I corner or brake, all the metal shit under the bed flies around and crashes. One of them is a gas bottle. Better do something about that, really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# Yay for shaky noisy things!
I have one of them

I'm seeing a specialist on Wednesday about it
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# they`re "egg shaped" if that helps ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# Love eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# me too
preferably with a bit of toast

*pretends not to get the reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
# with a bunch of thelmas grapes too i suppose
(check it on ebay)

/edit or even google!
/edit 2 or even ebay (type thelma)...not sure id buy anal toys from ebay however (not that id buy anal toys at all)
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:22, archived)
# heheeh *googles*


ooh shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:24, archived)
# thought you might like them
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:27, archived)
# My ex-girlfriend had a set of those.
She used to put them in for clubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# I heard they didn`t work
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:32, archived)
# She liked them
I suppose it works better for different people.
I suppose I'd better repost her picture again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:36, archived)
# one word:


Egads!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:43, archived)
# Funnily enough....
doesn't go there...
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:18, archived)
# Maraccas?
eggy shaky things on wooden stick things?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:21, archived)
# nah they`re like eggs but with shaky stuff in them

and *thinks* a wooden thing you can hit to make horsey and wooden scrapy noises
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:25, archived)
# I have one of those!
I do!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:37, archived)
# oooh
those are pretty great pressies.

You could stick them all to your body and do a one man band thingy outside WH Smith.

or even Sainsbury's
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Tesco all the way for me ;)
*used to work for Sainsbury`s*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:25, archived)
# ning
Hows yr ringpiece today ;)
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:13, archived)
# hahaha
grand - the main advantage to being "full of shit" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# I shall pass the details on
to the meerkat :)
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:11, archived)
# arf
Tapirs are pretty shite with directions anyway* so maybe it's just as well

*probably
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:10, archived)
# female tapirs, at least.



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:12, archived)
# it would... TAPIR so

/mittens
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:13, archived)
# *groans*
/cannot think of anymore tapir puns

/probably for the best
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# read as "gropes" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# *gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# gah why couldn`t this have happened before midnight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# but it is before midnight!
well, here it is, anyway.

why?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
# would have been an ace Christmas pressie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# bah, it's a late gift exchange
i'll be getting money from the relatives across the state in a few weeks

so accept your grope, dammit :P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# *accepts*
*sex wees*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# I was just about to start a pun war
then I thought... naaah
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# yeah, he took the only one that works :P
do you prefer beer tapir liquor?


wow, awful
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:21, archived)
# arf but..
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Tapirs are actually quite succinct and straight forward when it comes to directions.


Its those lanky Okapi who dont know their double yellows from their interchange.

(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:12, archived)
# tsk I always get them confused
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# pffft
that made me chuckle, woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 1:11, archived)