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# my cat plays fetch
and has figured out she can open the bin by standing on the pedal with her back legs and stretching up
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:53, archived)
# Yay for dogs that think they're cats
Cats that think they're dogs

And animals in general that are too smart for their own good!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:55, archived)
# also my pet dolphin
can beat me at chess
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:56, archived)
# Well, dolphins have always been smart
That's nothing unusual!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:02, archived)
# My cat loves the water
In fact, when she was about 12 weeks old, I was taking a bath (to loosen my stuffy head) and she climbed up on the edge of the tub and started pawing at the water.

Eventually, she stepped down onto my knee, and then into the tub. Yay! A fully swimming kitten.

No, wait! This was a kitten who, at any moment, might realize she didn't like the water, and I'd hate to have to defend my floating bits from upset kitten claws when she did. I got her out of the tub and dried her off.

She still gets in the shower nearly every morning, and plays in the lawn sprinklers.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:01, archived)
# Floating bits!
Hahah!

On an unrelated note, this pic is fucking with my sense of perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:07, archived)
# Yours isn't the only one!
Unrelated: www.drawfluffy.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:13, archived)
# my favorite part:
www.drawfluffy.com/game.html
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:20, archived)
# wow
that got boring quick
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:27, archived)
# 'Zillions of combinations!'
He's obviously not a mathematician

Or have even a basic awareness of mathes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:30, archived)
# Try this one
web.dachser.com/deu/service/global_player/spiel.htm
/edit: rather tough if you're drunk. I've made it to level 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:31, archived)
# tough when you are sober also
at least i think im sober.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:40, archived)
# True.
Tough if you're sober. A nightmare if you're drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:42, archived)
# Good 'shopping ideas...
Speaking of which, only 364 more shopping days left 'till Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:28, archived)
# Really?!
*gets shoes on to beat christmas shopping rush*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:31, archived)
# I did all of my shopping barefoot this year
100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:45, archived)
# interesting
kind of cold here for that, but in the summer and spring...
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:48, archived)
# It was
9 °F a few days ago. It's been hovering around freezing for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:50, archived)
# ...when all Christmas shopping is traditionally done
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:50, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:52, archived)