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[challenge entry] Christmas Tricks
She catches mice. Seven on Christmas morning as a special treat for us.


This is one of his best tricks- Roll Over. There is no trick photography or editing here- he really does launch himself at this velocity.
He loves his treats.

From the The Family Circus challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:50, archived)
# Yay for well-trained pets!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:51, archived)
# Ha, not quite
I'd love to take credit for these oddities but The retriever just started mousing off her own accord. We're not really sure why. And though i did teach the other one 'roll-over' originally, the pure passion is all his own. He does a whole sequence of tricks around that one, he's even won awards bless him!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:54, archived)
# Is the roll-over actually as air-bourne as it appears?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:03, archived)
# Pretty much
This is a bull-terrier we're talking about here, he's not exactly graceful. His whole strategy is literally to throw himself on his side and then launch himself over with the momentum of swinging all his legs (sometimes front ones leading a bit). It really is quite hilarious to watch and is probably a good percentage of peoples decisions to let him win his awards. You can't see the look of pure concentration on his face in this photo, even when he gets it wrong you still have to give him his treat for the pure effort. Or he nicks it while you're bent over laughing uncontrollably.

Not as stupid as he looks/acts this one.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:10, archived)
# Enthusiasm is underappreciated for sheer comic value.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:29, archived)
# then again
the comic value of enthusiasm is often taken out of proportion and made to seem more comedic than it actually is.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:39, archived)
# Bah Mintoes
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:43, archived)
# hmmm
you bring up a very good point
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 7:00, archived)
# Surely an acrobatic
bull terrier is newsletter material? Vid! Vid! Vid!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 7:06, archived)
# my cat plays fetch
and has figured out she can open the bin by standing on the pedal with her back legs and stretching up
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:53, archived)
# Yay for dogs that think they're cats
Cats that think they're dogs

And animals in general that are too smart for their own good!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:55, archived)
# also my pet dolphin
can beat me at chess
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 5:56, archived)
# Well, dolphins have always been smart
That's nothing unusual!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:02, archived)
# My cat loves the water
In fact, when she was about 12 weeks old, I was taking a bath (to loosen my stuffy head) and she climbed up on the edge of the tub and started pawing at the water.

Eventually, she stepped down onto my knee, and then into the tub. Yay! A fully swimming kitten.

No, wait! This was a kitten who, at any moment, might realize she didn't like the water, and I'd hate to have to defend my floating bits from upset kitten claws when she did. I got her out of the tub and dried her off.

She still gets in the shower nearly every morning, and plays in the lawn sprinklers.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:01, archived)
# Floating bits!
Hahah!

On an unrelated note, this pic is fucking with my sense of perspective.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:07, archived)
# Yours isn't the only one!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:13, archived)
# my favorite part:
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:20, archived)
# wow
that got boring quick
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:27, archived)
# 'Zillions of combinations!'
He's obviously not a mathematician

Or have even a basic awareness of mathes.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:30, archived)
# Try this one
web.dachser.com/deu/service/global_player/spiel.htm
/edit: rather tough if you're drunk. I've made it to level 8.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:31, archived)
# tough when you are sober also
at least i think im sober.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:40, archived)
# True.
Tough if you're sober. A nightmare if you're drunk.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:42, archived)
# Good 'shopping ideas...
Speaking of which, only 364 more shopping days left 'till Christmas!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:28, archived)
# Really?!
*gets shoes on to beat christmas shopping rush*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:31, archived)
# I did all of my shopping barefoot this year
100% fact.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:45, archived)
# interesting
kind of cold here for that, but in the summer and spring...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:48, archived)
# It was
9 °F a few days ago. It's been hovering around freezing for a while.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:50, archived)
# ...when all Christmas shopping is traditionally done
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:52, archived)
# Not a creature was stirring
Definitely not that bloody mouse.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 6:57, archived)