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#
www.stablesound.co.uk/mp3/notyourblog.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:51, archived)
# I SAW A SHOE HORN TODAY
THAT WAS 1 METRE LONG!

why in anyone's name however religious you are would you need a 1 metre long shoe horn?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:54, archived)
# easy
clown shoes
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:55, archived)
# it's a good point
i was very close to buying it

but my wallet threw moths at me
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:56, archived)
# so you wouldn't have to stoop down.
and so you can use it for creepy fetish websites.
(schnurricane, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:55, archived)
# i'd probably just use it for the former
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:57, archived)
# I SAW A NEEDLE THAT WINKED ITS EYE!
But I been done seen 'bout eve'thing when I see a elephant fly.

Was it a flid's shoehorn?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:56, archived)
# it was a miracle of nature!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:57, archived)
# thats in the same vein as my blog actually
you would know if you read the first post
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:58, archived)
# It was written
for the 4rthur board, in response to the large numbers of "I just had marmite on toast" threads there. I think I'm allergic to blogs.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 2:00, archived)
# :o
i have a cream for that
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 2:01, archived)
# Aaah. General midi.
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 2:09, archived)