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[challenge entry] Dick Turpin's Grandma Betty
was a GRANdy highwayman


From the Action Grannies challenge. See all 174 entries (closed)

(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# compo it
!
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# Ta !
durrr
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Woo!
to Dora Turpin!


(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Dora ?
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Yes, Dora!


(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# clearly labelled
Betty. Dora lives next door.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# David dear....
am I being thick again ? That is CLEARLY Betty Turpin.

Love your trippy thing btw
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# No, no, no, no, no!
Dick Turpin claaed himself Brian to disperse suspicion, so Betty calls herself Dora! QED!


(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# I love you
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# hiya Rabbitz
Please get her to nick me some money and an avocado and lettuce sandwich.

Oh, and a cinnamon danish and a can of Monkey Beer. Thank you.

and woo
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Hello luvvy !
I've got to go and do "work" again now but will see you *LATER* with that can of errr....
PERFUME you gave me the other day !

*winks*
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Perfume!
That's not for the ladies . . .


(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# tsk!
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Uh oh
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# mmm perfume
eau de hops
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Oui !
Magnifique !
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# does that plate say
'Itchy and Authentic'?


(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# It says
"this meal is neither healthy nor authentic".

(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# "filthy"
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)
# ooooh I could get my head around that
*gets head around it*
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# What is
that "sliver" ?

(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Avocado?
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# no, thanks! I've just put one out . . .
Badum!


(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)