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# I hate Microsoft
They have munched me over too many times with Visual munching Studio. I hate them all and wish they were dead!

HOW munchING HARD IS IT TO MAKE THE PROGRAM LEAVE CODE AS IT munchING IS?!
THE munchING loserS!!!

You write some munching code, then Visual Studio says, 'My goodness, I think i'll help that guy out and instead of him having a long string of text, i'll spread it onto multiple munching lines'.

FOR munch'S SAKE VISUAL STUDIO I PUT IT IN ONE STRING ON PURPOSE!! WHY DID YOU munch WITH IT?! IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN OK IF IT WAS HTML BUT THIS ISNT munchING HTML IT'S GOD DAMNED CODE! NOW THE munchING THING DOESN'T WORK AND IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO LIVE YESTERDAY YOU munchING COCK SMOKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!

*proceeds to tear out hair*

Why the munch can't microsoft just make things munching work?!

*consider this thread jacked ;)*

Lovely pic by the way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:28, archived)
# Umm . . .
Could you tone it down whilst we have an eleven yr old here . . . ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:29, archived)
# calm down dear, the kettle just boiled
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:29, archived)
# Visual Studio
is a pain in the posterior, I agree. But not enough to declare a fatwa on it and all of its creators...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:30, archived)
# have a cuppa
always calms me down
(insy Bringer of the Tunnocks, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:31, archived)
# yeah I don`t know why he`s moaning about the people who do the real work having problems with MS software

you`d think he`d be complaining about the water rates instead...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:33, archived)
# "bloody ~Brunco, why can't they design their urn interfaces with native widgets instead of relying
on a non-standards compliant tap system"
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:40, archived)
# get a decent IDE, like Eclipse
and then use a decent language, like Java

easy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:32, archived)
# did you...
did you really jus.... did you really just say java is good?! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaHAAHaHAAHaHaH1hAhaAHahAh!1h!h1H1!1haha!!11one1!!1two111dothekungfu!!1!!!111!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:34, archived)
# i quite like java
thus:

java is good
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:34, archived)
# see! and is Lemony, the most hate-filled er...
no that`s somebody else

if Lemony likes it, it must be nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:37, archived)
# huzzah!
biscuits for all!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:41, archived)
# lol Java is the worst ever, unless
you're going for opensource run-on-everything crap.

C++ C# = the top shit. *proud to be C# coder*
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:43, archived)
# woaaaah hang on
C# is a rip off of Java, which is in itself a more platform-independent, more OO attempt at what C++ was supposed to deliver!

it`s a great wee language
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:45, archived)
# lots of people say they are very much
similar, however they are not. They are similar in some respects, however still completely COMPLETELY different languages.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:46, archived)
# well, I`m coming from the perspective of reading about the CLR and basic C# syntax
.. how much Java experience do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:52, archived)
# did
6 months of it at college.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:54, archived)
# gah! 6 months is applets, basic object design, and maybe a bit of threading and database integration with Microsoft Access!
me <-- 6 years and still loving it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:59, archived)
# "open source, run-on-everything crap"
what a bizzare criticism
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:46, archived)
# ptsch
If I have to use a munching virtual machine to run code then i'm instantly whizzed off. I hate Sun and their crappy VM can go to hell
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:50, archived)
# there are several other virtual machine implementations
and C# also makes use of a virtual machine with its CLR environment - which has been ported to "open source, run-on-everything crap" Linux in the form of Mono :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 16:57, archived)