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missing, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:29, archived)

groan

arf

(Tendency, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:32, archived)

There's this vampire right

and he's walking downthe street, whens uddenly a giant pork pie comes rolling toward him, he dodges out the way, only to see a saussage roll tumbling toward him, he laughs again, and easily sidesteps out the way. He is only just turning to his friend to ask what's going on when a giant stick with some pineapple on it pierces his heart. He turns to his friend again, and with his dying breath asks what was going on
'buffet the vampire slayer', he replied

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:42, archived)

then his friend gets killed

for telling such bad jokes :)

(Maels, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:44, archived)

If I was really pedantic...

I could point out that a vampire wouldn't have a dying breath as they don't breathe. And they just turn into big puffs of dust. Well that's what happens on the telly.

I'm sorry, I've been waiting to be pedantic since someone pointed out that a trike one of my earlier posts had four wheels. I was getting quite bitter.

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missing, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:48, archived)

I loved your trike.

It was the funniest thing I'd seen in ages.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:12, archived)

B3TA...

...it's the new Hartwood!

Didn't you used to have a life?

(metamatic, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:45, archived)

Until I met you sweetie

then it just all became serial killers and photoshopping.

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missing, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:49, archived)

Not had a

Fred thing on here for a while. I may have to dig something out later.

(metamatic, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:54, archived)