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From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)
( , Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:29, archived)
From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)
( , Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:29, archived)
There's this vampire right
and he's walking downthe street, whens uddenly a giant pork pie comes rolling toward him, he dodges out the way, only to see a saussage roll tumbling toward him, he laughs again, and easily sidesteps out the way. He is only just turning to his friend to ask what's going on when a giant stick with some pineapple on it pierces his heart. He turns to his friend again, and with his dying breath asks what was going on
'buffet the vampire slayer', he replied
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:42,
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'buffet the vampire slayer', he replied
If I was really pedantic...
I could point out that a vampire wouldn't have a dying breath as they don't breathe. And they just turn into big puffs of dust. Well that's what happens on the telly.
I'm sorry, I've been waiting to be pedantic since someone pointed out that a trike one of my earlier posts had four wheels. I was getting quite bitter.
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:48,
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I'm sorry, I've been waiting to be pedantic since someone pointed out that a trike one of my earlier posts had four wheels. I was getting quite bitter.
I loved your trike.
It was the funniest thing I'd seen in ages.
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:12,
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B3TA...
...it's the new Hartwood!
Didn't you used to have a life?
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 20:45,
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Didn't you used to have a life?