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[challenge entry] Your Ride's Here Grandpa!


It'll meet you around back. Bring Ethel.

From the Mock the elderly challenge. See all 291 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:26, archived)
# very woo!
i like killing two birds with one stone
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:29, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
I like. Woo!
ITS PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:32, archived)
# You're missing an apostrophe out of 'Rides' :P
But woo!!!
(jogamic, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:35, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Glad to help
I really had to watch my grammar in that post though =)
(jogamic, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:43, archived)
# 1,2,3,4
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're the doctor of my dreams
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here.

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes and your squishy nose
You're like a German parakeet
All right so people say that you don't care
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits than Cher
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:36, archived)
# Bravo!~
*stands*
*applauds*
*sits down*

*stands*
*applauds*
*sits down*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:38, archived)
# ah, teh python....
I used to have that on tape, once upon a time.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:40, archived)
# ah 1, 2, ah 1, 2, 3, 4
Chorus : Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I want to be,
Pony trekking or camping,
Or just watching TV,
Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me.

Verse : You're so near to Russia.
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam.

Chorus : Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I want to be,
Eating breakfast or dinner,
Or snack lunch in the Hall,
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all.

Verse: You're so sadly neglected,
And often ignored.
A poor second to Belgium,
When going abroad.

Chorus : Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall,
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all.

Repeat : Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I quite want to be,
Your treetops so tall,
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all.

Fade : Finland has it all ...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:42, archived)
# Have you Finish-ed?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:43, archived)
# ok ok ok!!!
i'll stop now!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:47, archived)
# (:
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:50, archived)
# And the
Voonderful telephoon system?
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:53, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
....mannuel Kant was a real pissant....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:44, archived)
# woo!
that's a real good one!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Wasn't
Aristotle a bugger for the bottle

Decarte: "I drink therefore I am"
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 16 Feb 2005, 21:57, archived)