one of my dogs
let one rip a few minutes ago and I thought that would do it but no such luck.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 22 Feb 2005, 13:15,
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or throw a last minute party and don't invite them,
they definately turn up.
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The Duke of Prunes,
Tue 22 Feb 2005, 13:19,
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stand at the bus stop and light up a cigarette
they'll immediately come round the corner
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twig Save 6 Music,
Tue 22 Feb 2005, 13:32,
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