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# Nooo!
Jeff Hardy's mince now. He's lost all passion. And he doesn't have 'Mattitude' either. Heheh.

I firmly stand in the corner of Booker T for champion. He's way over with the crowds, and entertaining as hell.

Now can you dig that?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:07, archived)
# you are american aren't you?
own up!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:11, archived)
# Nope
half-Scottish, half-Greek.

I'm 21 though, so I was one of the obsessed kids about 10 years ago, and now I'm an obsessed adult. :)

SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:13, archived)
# your all a load
of repressed homosexuals.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:12, archived)
# Do yourself a favour...
go and look for images of "Stacy Keibler" and then call us homosexuals. She's got leeeeeeeeegs! :)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:13, archived)
# ok, so you like watching lots
of fat blokes jumping around in lycra skin suits and getting into odd positions, but the fact one bird has nice legs, makes you 100% hetro?

of course......
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:28, archived)
# I take it
you weren't a fan of the Adam West series of Batman either then?

You seem a little anxious to call people homosexual. Are you sure you're not in denial or something?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:33, archived)
# Well
said!
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:34, archived)
# In my Raj Persaud persona, I would say you were
repressed. You go into a lot of detail about the men but only mention the legs of the woman. You are also very quick to accuse other people of deviancy; therefore you are trying to blend in with the perceived majority of heterosexual people and you are trying to gerner their favour. Open up Ape, liberate yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:37, archived)
# Looks like I spent too long writing.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:38, archived)
# Heheh.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:40, archived)
# i'm not in any form of denial, i freely admit that i'm Bi
on the other hand, you lot seem very quick to question my sexuality as soon as i point out that you lot get off on watching fat blokes jump around, yet you claim to be hetro.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:41, archived)
# Aye, but...
I also enjoyed the Die Hard films, most of which involved Bruce Willis being sweaty and wearing a tiny vest. Does that stop me being 100% hetro?

Lots of people watch boxing, which is basically two semi-naked men hitting each other. Does that mean none of the audience there is 100% hetro?

I know I'm 100% hetro. I am perfectly secure in my sexuality, and I don't see the need to go around accusing other people of being gay/straight whatever without any sort of provocation. It's insulting and, frankly, stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:45, archived)
# hmmm
i see boxing as a bloodsport a'la fox hunting, pointless, but if they want brain damage...

wrestling on the other hand has a large amount of hugging and them grabbing each others crotches yadda yadda, which i do see as slightly homosexual, wether it is or not, i don't know.

personally i don't belive anyone in the world is truly hetro.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:51, archived)
# Well, that's your opinion.
And it's a statement I've heard many times from bi/homosexual people. Not once have I ever seen any evidence to back this up, though. And "you like watching guys grabbing each other" isn't a valid reason.

Personally I think bisexuals are just plain greedy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)
# I freely admit I'm not repressed.
Just of all the things you could say about peeps who like WWE, you go for gay. Big yawn.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:46, archived)
# would you watch a footbal match if you knew the results
for the season were fixed before it started?

why bother watching it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)
# Footballs
a bag of wank anyway. Pre-determined results would save me a lot of grief.
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:56, archived)
# Have you
ever watched a film you've seen before?

And, fact is, *we* don't know the results in advance. Only the participants/writers/etc do. Sometimes the outcome has been changed just before, or even during a wrestling match. So you're obviously talking about something you don't understand fully.
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:56, archived)
# i do understand it fully
i used to be a wwf fan, we all know that its made up and about 80% painless acting.

and yes, i have watched films i've seen before.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:58, archived)
# why?
if you know the ending?

And I would say Pro Wrestling's about 80% painful. The rings are not big trampolines or anything, they're wooden boards with not much more give than the floor. It still *hurts* - that's why they're known as 'athletes' - because they have to be in top condition to be able to take it.

Go and watch a Japanese Deathmatch and tell me that's painless.
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:00, archived)
# maybe i'm wrong, maybe you are.
but i expect this is never gonna be settled.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)
# i only have one name to say
Mick Foley

legend!!!
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:13, archived)
# Right here...
..in www.b3ta.com!!!

/cheap pop

(Have you read his autobiographies, btw? They're very good...)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:15, archived)
# First one good - second WWE garbage wank sack.
That French writer geeezer (camus/gide) said that "everything i know about life I have learnt by observing football"

Pro Wrestling leads to a more sinister life perspective. Good/bad/Dark/Light/evil/hope. I never discuss wrestling with knee jerk reactionaries.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:26, archived)
# Just don't let any of them
see the Katie Vick angle developing. *shudders*

If you wanna discuss it, you can always mail me. I'm always up for talking about it.

The Pro Wrestling forum on www.gamefaqs.com is good too, if slightly childish at times.
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:28, archived)
# I post there
occassionally. It does get a little childish sometimes. "Whats the bestest match ever that should happen?"
"A triple hell in a cell inferno C4 deathmatch!"
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:32, archived)
# whats
your username there?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:34, archived)
# rabbi_geek
(don't ask)
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:35, archived)
# *struggles*
It's no good... I can't help it...

WHY?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:36, archived)
# Its basically
because I have a geeky type thing going on with films. I know quite a lot about them. The rabbi bit just seemed right...

(not a very good story. sorry if i built you hopes up! :) )
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:39, archived)
# Can you blame
Jeff for losing passion. Imagine turning up to work every week for years, putting your body on the line and working your way up towards the top of the company. Then you finally get your big break! You get to fight the world champion in your speciality match. You CARRY the veteran champ but still have to do the big job. Then you get pushed back down the company and don't even make PPV cards. He must be a tad pissed off really
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah, but...
he's been turning up for work *late* for a long time. not been putting a lot of effort in when he does, and leaving early. pissing a lot of people off.

Look at the difference between him and Matt - Matt's always been the model professional, and he's got a big push now.

(Seen his new entrance vid yet? It's absolute class. Mattitude!)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:18, archived)
# Edge
is the next big thing in my opinion. He'll beat Brock.
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:20, archived)
# I disagree.
I think Brock will be beaten by either:

(a) Kurt Angle at Wrestlemania, after a massive technical-wrestling feud. Lets Brock show off the NCAA skills and Angle can unleash his Olympic skill.

(b) Goldberg. If they ever sign him. I hope not, though, because he's mince.

Edge is class, though, but I always though Christian was more talented than he was. Christian, if pushed properly, would have been the next Shawn Micheals easily. Great wrestler, great mic skills, and lots of charisma.

Best quote ever was from Edge And Christian when they came down for guest commentary:

King: "What are you guys doing here?"
Christian: "We're gonna do a run-in!"
Edge: "Yeah! Run-ins totally rule!"

Heehee!
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:25, archived)
# God help us
if Big Show gets a push - as seems likely. Just watch the rating d
i
v
e!
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:27, archived)
# Yeah, I know.
I think they're only going to feud Show with Lesnar so he can F5 him to 'prove' how strong and scary he is. Then he'll have a decent feud.
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:31, archived)