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[challenge entry] tenuous pearoast for the compo

From the anti social suppression challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Carlsberg don't do takeaways,
but if they did, they'd stink of farts and be unpallatable
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Thank god...
It isn't just me that thinks it smells of farts..Gimme a Staropramen any day
(spongebobgaypants, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:20, archived)
# Krusovice
for me. Shame it's hard to get in the UK.
(mynci boy, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:23, archived)
# id rather
drink white lightening on my local town council steps anyway
(fuztownsend, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:09, archived)
# really?
i'd rather drink white lightning off your local town council steps than carlsberg.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:13, archived)
# get away
from my steps...thier mine.... miiinnneeee
(fuztownsend, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:15, archived)
# never!!
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:19, archived)
# never never have i ever felt so
low..
(fuztownsend, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:20, archived)
# according to my mate, Carlsberg tastes like penis
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:11, archived)
# your
''mate'' eh??!!??



clearly bumgay
(fuztownsend, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:12, archived)
# yes

*looks around nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Is he a
'special' friend.
(monkeypaws maybe I shouldn't..... Oh fuck, too late, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:14, archived)
# in the 'Little Billy' sense?

or the gayer sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 16:17, archived)