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# eeeee
I remember the days when you buy a chew for a penny.
Can you still get them?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 24 Oct 2002, 13:52, archived)
# you sure can.
If you are a real connissuer of the penny chew, get yourself down to makro, where you can still get boxes of 400 mojo's, or flying saucers, or fried eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)
# Hehe
To my right I have about £15's worth of penny sweets from Makro. Pear drops, fizzy apple strips, disco discs, cola bottles and fizzy strawberries. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:07, archived)
# for the ultimate belch
put a good handful of fizzy cola bottles in your mouth. Start chewing, but dont swallow. then, open a can of coke. Fill moth to capacity. Close lips tightly. Jump up and down on the spot for about a minute.

Swallow contents of mouth.

Stand on desk, and prepare to amaze the whole office.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:10, archived)
# Christ on a bike....
You're not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:14, archived)
# I cannot believe
you actually did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)
# would you like a display at the halloween party?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:21, archived)
# Neither
can I....
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Warning
can lead to projectile vomiting.

But its still impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:21, archived)
# What has the poor
Moth done to deserve that, and how do you know when a moth has reached its capacity?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# They squeak.
Only quietly though, so you have to listen carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:17, archived)
# only just noticed that typo.
d'oh
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:24, archived)