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# Except, of course
in Texas in the US, where at age 13 you can marry anything you want, long as it's the opposite sex from you.
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:24, archived)
# woo!
Find me a good looking ladygoat, I'll be on the first flight tomorrow
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:25, archived)
# If they're old enough to bleed
they're old enough to breed

WOOOO *shoots wildly into the air*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Old enough to sit at the table
old enough to eat...
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:26, archived)
# hahaha
If there's a bad peadophilia joke, I haven't heard it...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:27, archived)
#
Kinda gives new meaning to "The Jackson Five"
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:29, archived)
# Old enough to pee
old enough for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:27, archived)
# one in the rectum
doesny infect'em
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:28, archived)
# Rectum?
damn near killed 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:29, archived)
# I get mine trained
in the style of good ole goatseeee
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:30, archived)
# h0h0h0
jamaica?
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# Himalayan
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:32, archived)
# knowing my wife
it must not have been a moving violation
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:34, archived)
# We must be married
to the same lady.

The only way she squeals is if I get a spot on the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:37, archived)
# Rectum?
I hardly knew him!
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:30, archived)
# poker?
I just met 'er!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:32, archived)
# Sounds like Texas
"It's all good, as long as you're not a god damned queer!"

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:26, archived)
#
their secret's out, apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:27, archived)
# At least
they're consistent.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:28, archived)