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(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:17, archived)
# Incest
is a game the whole family can play!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:20, archived)
# Legally speaking though
it ends at cousins.
(Azzek!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:22, archived)
# Except, of course
in Texas in the US, where at age 13 you can marry anything you want, long as it's the opposite sex from you.
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:24, archived)
# woo!
Find me a good looking ladygoat, I'll be on the first flight tomorrow
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:25, archived)
# If they're old enough to bleed
they're old enough to breed

WOOOO *shoots wildly into the air*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Old enough to sit at the table
old enough to eat...
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:26, archived)
# hahaha
If there's a bad peadophilia joke, I haven't heard it...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:27, archived)
#
Kinda gives new meaning to "The Jackson Five"
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:29, archived)
# Old enough to pee
old enough for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:27, archived)
# one in the rectum
doesny infect'em
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:28, archived)
# Rectum?
damn near killed 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:29, archived)
# I get mine trained
in the style of good ole goatseeee
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:30, archived)
# h0h0h0
jamaica?
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:30, archived)
# Himalayan
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:32, archived)
# knowing my wife
it must not have been a moving violation
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:34, archived)
# We must be married
to the same lady.

The only way she squeals is if I get a spot on the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:37, archived)
# Rectum?
I hardly knew him!
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:30, archived)
# poker?
I just met 'er!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:32, archived)
# Sounds like Texas
"It's all good, as long as you're not a god damned queer!"

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:26, archived)
#
their secret's out, apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:27, archived)
# At least
they're consistent.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:28, archived)
# FIRST cousins, Kezza
I heard awhile ago Australia was trying to legalize incest between concenting adults as it was common practice for fathers and brothers (and I guess sons) to visit their daughters, sister, and mother in brothels.

Actually they say the health risks are minimal. If there's already health issues related to genes then the likelihood of a child getting it increases. But Einstien married his cousin and sired and bunch of healthy geniuses.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:24, archived)
# Thats a bit odd
it doesn't sound like something that the current govurnments would be into.

A googleing suggests that something like this was suggested and thrown out quckly long ago in australia, but more recently in new zealand.
(Azzek!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:29, archived)
# yeah, it was awhile ago
what does New Zealan need with cousins, they have enough sheep for everyone..
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:31, archived)
# Baaaa!
You're tryin' to pull the wool over our eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:32, archived)
# *thunk*
(head on table)

teh punnage!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:34, archived)
# He'll stop if ewe quit
bleating about it
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:40, archived)
# Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:34, archived)
# I wouldn't fleece you
You play with a ram, he'll give you the horn, try it some time...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:36, archived)
#
*grins sheepishly*
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:37, archived)
# Sheep are best for...
baa-ram-u
baa-ram-u
baa-ram-u
*EXPLOSION*
(Azzek!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:39, archived)
# I visited NZ a few years ago
and found that there weren't many or any sheep in cities...
so I think it's a suggestion to keep the non-rural population happy :)
(Azzek!, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:35, archived)
# oh, I dunno..
I've head stories about sheep in wellingtons
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:39, archived)
# It ends
with struggling about in the morning, trying to find which lamp you hung your panties on.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:24, archived)
# the cousins
are always the ones that spoil it. they cheat y'know. always
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 7 Mar 2005, 2:25, archived)