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# tee hee hee
Now i shall tell a joke that in no way represents my views.

Why can't women drive?
(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:48, archived)
# because
they dont know the diff between a putter and a 9 iron??
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:49, archived)
# ......
nope, there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Then a man walked into a drumkit "ow my twunting knee!"
(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:50, archived)
# why do women wear make-up and perfume?
cos they're ugly and they smell

I am 100% charmer
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:51, archived)
# ahahahahaa!
ahahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:50, archived)
# i'll repost this then too
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:59, archived)
# :o(
poor perkin...
(whatsinaname, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:01, archived)
# I know
i felt a bit guilty whilst making it, but then I remembered the theme tune and wasn't sorry at all.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:03, archived)
# I don't know
Why can't women drive?
(Dermot O'Logical, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:50, archived)
# because
my mother-in-law is so fucking fat
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:53, archived)