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# I've bleached my hair again
I'VE GONE GINGER!!!! ARGHHHHHH!
(Sul, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:38, archived)
# i've got ginger hair and so does pep
ginger hair is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:38, archived)
# Unless
it's on your back
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:41, archived)
# that's my back tuft
I call him harry.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:43, archived)
# YOU'RE GINGER? FANTASTIC!
well done mate.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:42, archived)
# who
works on this site and are you self employed. I am (bi)curious. Also where is this based? Now I am being (boring) curious but I am sure people are interested.
(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:44, archived)
# we are based on the moon.
and we are funded by a Columbian sugar daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:46, archived)
# BUT!
the moon is made of meat. we've established this already. tom?
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:46, archived)
# Yes. The moon is a Meat Mine
and that's a B3ta Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:48, archived)
# and all meat mines are mine
so hands off before you think about coming round to steal them young man.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:52, archived)
# all your base
are belong to cal
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:46, archived)
# I thought this
might happen. Sorry.
(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:46, archived)
# what for?
now you've asked, b3ta will have to kill you. sorry
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:47, archived)
# I am sorry
for trying to find your secret bunker by pretending to be an innocent web baby.

I will find you though. One day, when you are not expecting it. I will find you and I will do things.
(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:50, archived)
# what is a web baby?
Will it grow up to be a full grown internet? Who is its mother?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:53, archived)
# the question you need to ask is
Who's the Daddy? Who is the daddy - what's my name? Say it again! What's my NAME!?
(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:56, archived)
# Your Name
is Stephen, Esteban the Spanish equivalent...
(Special K, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:58, archived)
# cor really? What like?
will they make us go all funny? will you wear you doctors coat and... and...
umm, nothing.
sorry. I'll get back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:54, archived)
# what work
are you doing?
(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:57, archived)
# fool!
mining meat.
You know that...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:59, archived)
# ah haaaa
I see you from my observation tower. You are on the moon, near a big hole with a shovel and a laptop. He he he, I see you have some penguins too. Hello penguins!!
(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)
# uh oh
they're waving at you and just can't stop. Back to the mines penguins! The meat the meat...
damn it - they're so unruley on a Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 11:53, archived)
# psst.
you ain't seen me, right?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:57, archived)
# you work
near freeserve
(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:59, archived)
# Not me, guv.
Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 11:01, archived)
# you work
in farringdon?
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 11:01, archived)
# that freaked me out for reasons other than you think
i have a folder on my desk called EXACTLY the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 11:01, archived)
# ginger...
...is very sexy

but we already find you sexy, naked dancing man
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:41, archived)
# :-D
The naked dancing is all part of my plan to hypnotise internet users and have my wicked way with them, yes thats right, I'll make them clean my flat once a week!

mwuh ha haaaaaa!

Now get yer knickers on and make me cup of tea!
(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 6:24, archived)