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# Noooooooooooo!!
What have they done to that POOR KITTY?? That's SO wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 5 Apr 2002, 13:09, archived)
# Bonsai Kittens
Mini-moggies really don't object that much.
Full grown cats take exception to being stuffed into glasses.
Kittens, if you pick them up by the scruff ( odd term I know ) retract into a foetal position, which makes them ideal candidates for putting into glasses. They don't mind, honest.
Just remember to take them out every few months or so...
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 5 Apr 2002, 13:13, archived)
# not as wrong as this...


In the hands of a capable photoshopper, that is!
(qwerty, Fri 5 Apr 2002, 13:17, archived)
# Someone do a GIF
PLEASE do a GIF :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 5 Apr 2002, 13:19, archived)
# No DON'T
or I'll CRY. I will.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 5 Apr 2002, 13:30, archived)
# I. WANT. GIF.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 5 Apr 2002, 13:34, archived)
# nooooo
you wouldn't want to make me unhappy would you lumpbucket?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 5 Apr 2002, 13:37, archived)
# You can't make a GIF of
a kitten in a blender without breaking eggs.

And I want that omelette whether it upsets people or not.

Remember, a bird in the hand spoils the broth!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 5 Apr 2002, 13:45, archived)
# I always thought
a bird in the hand shits on the wrist.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Apr 2002, 15:48, archived)
# you sir
are a bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 5 Apr 2002, 13:30, archived)