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# What you need
Is a girlfriend old chum


Or my bum on a plate
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 22:51, archived)
# WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!?!?!1!!1!
*sobs*... I think your bum sounds good right now
(sqrrl101, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 22:53, archived)
# Only girlfriendless teen losers hang out on b3ta, taking about bums and such.
/points
Loser




Serves lightly salted bum
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 22:56, archived)
# This is one of those moments
where I'd hit you, if you weren't spouting 100% truth.



Tucks into bum. It tastes goood
(sqrrl101, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 22:59, archived)
# I am teh truth



May be lies




Do you want chocolate desert?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 23:01, archived)
# /takes chocolate dessert
/realises mistake
/hangs head in shame
(sqrrl101, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 23:03, archived)
# /Grins
Read more books
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 23:08, archived)
# good boy
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 23:11, archived)
# Taking about bums?
*goes back to talk board*
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 23:08, archived)
# That's not true!
I'm 26.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 23:08, archived)