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# a big ol' wet kiss on the lips from the supermodel of your choice
although good luck actually claiming your prize
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:36, archived)
# BAH!
That's a crap prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Not a problem




/stalker
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:37, archived)
# Oooh, who are you stalking?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:38, archived)
# Anyone really

I'm just learning

Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:40, archived)
# The pope!*
*obligatory Pope joke (Cash price 00.1p)
Joke is non refundable, only one joke per person
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:41, archived)
# Good suggestion but
I fear I may not get there in time.

And not cute enough...although in the right light...errrr....

*says 5 Hail Mary's*

(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:44, archived)
# Hmm ok then
Ooh ooh, stalk me. My other stalker was just some horomonal girl, you'd be much more fun
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:45, archived)
# Done!
*looks for best stalking clothes and axe*
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:47, archived)
# Don't forget the cake
Stalkers always bring cake
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:49, archived)
# Cake
is a made up drug
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:52, archived)
# Done and done
/dusts hands
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:53, archived)
# Can I get a kiss
"down there" instead?
(sqrrl101, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:38, archived)
# /Kisses
Yuck, you should take that bagel away
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:39, archived)
# Sorry 'bout that
I like to keep it warm there
(sqrrl101, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:42, archived)
# Alright then
Want another kiss?
/applies lipstick
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:43, archived)
# Can't say no to that
(sqrrl101, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:45, archived)
# /Kisses err again
Can I have my money now?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:47, archived)
# Always with the whoring
/goes to cashpoint
(sqrrl101, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:49, archived)
# /Looks over shoulder at pin number
/Thwacks over head with sock full of pebbles
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 1:50, archived)