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# after the missus gave birth
she turned to me and said 'ow it stings', this wild understatement makes me chuckle whenever i think of it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)
# because you imagined yourself as ex-frontman of The Police?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)
# or he has a chinese friend called ting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)
# it was both
the fact that she implied the baby was stings, and the fact she shouted like fuck for 3 hours screaming, then acted as if she had just got a paper cut
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)
# quite a high pain threshold then.
did you get the doctor to put a couple of extra stitches back in?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:10, archived)
# after the first one he asurred me he'd do a nice tight job
after the next one no stiches needed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:20, archived)
# if she thinks childbirth just stings
you should be quids in for some anal action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:02, archived)
# hahahhaha
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Heh heh...
I'm gonna use that one tonight:

"Listen, love. It can't hurt THAT much. Remember childbirth?"
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:18, archived)