Look!
I found a happy monkey in my belly button.
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I found a happy monkey in my belly button.
From the Zoom! Extreme Close Up challenge. See all 140 entries (closed)
( , Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:46, archived)
i know which one i'd prefer
yours makes me think of that poor chap getting his hands bitten off in "the thing", which i watched just last night
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:52,
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what a coincidence.
i'd never seen it before and was rather terrified i must say.
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:01,
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haha
yes indeed. he looks so happy to be where he is. what a jolly fellow
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:56,
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for some reason that reminds me of that programme on tv last night
'life after birth'.
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:52,
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yes, the bit at the end saying 'she must be 10cm dilated to allow the babys head to pass through.'
fuck that, i was wincing when the sholders came out, that looked like it hurt.
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:55,
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I've been there in person
It's the ugliest and most depressing thing I have ever seen in my life.
This record stands 17 years later.
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:57,
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This record stands 17 years later.
that is just horrible!
how can something so big come out of something so small! well thats what i ask my self everytime i have sex! :o)
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:58,
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after the missus gave birth
she turned to me and said "ow it stings", this wild understatement makes me chuckle whenever i think of it
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:00,
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it was both
the fact that she implied the baby was stings, and the fact she shouted like fuck for 3 hours screaming, then acted as if she had just got a paper cut
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:03,
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quite a high pain threshold then.
did you get the doctor to put a couple of extra stitches back in?
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:10,
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after the first one he asurred me he'd do a nice tight job
after the next one no stiches needed
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:20,
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if she thinks childbirth just stings
you should be quids in for some anal action.
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:02,
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Heh heh...
I'm gonna use that one tonight:
"Listen, love. It can't hurt THAT much. Remember childbirth?"
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Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:18,
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"Listen, love. It can't hurt THAT much. Remember childbirth?"