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# tell that to pope Leo VII
he was killed by the husband of the woman he was fucking at the time,
as was his successor John XIII
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# woman? WOMAN?
and he called himself a Pope!
*writes off to Rome... "back to traditional values again - it appears that past popes have been caught WITH WOMEN not choirboys as is expected. this must not be allowed to happen again, it'll ruin our jokes about the priesthood"*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:38, archived)
# it was over 1000 years ago
Paul II made up for it by dying whilst being bumraped 500 years later
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# this sounds
awfully like you had a slow day and access to google.
/shouts
"Beer! Beer call for Mr Sanity!"
/unshouts
scarily good research on the subject of the sexual deaths of the popes though :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)
# there is far too much wierd information on the web
beer does sound like a good plan though
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Beer is (almost) always a good plan.
Here you go:
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:51, archived)
# I like that lotsly
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Ta :-)
I'm just about to go to pub and do something similar, yay for pubs!
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:03, archived)