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# penguin pope pursued by narked nuns
after telling the 'where's the soap' joke one too many times
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Whahey!
Get him girls! *blocks*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# haha
woo
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# hahahar!
the penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:30, archived)
# he's fucked if they catch him
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:30, archived)
# really?
I thought the catholic clergy was against their members doing the naughty with anyone other than choirboys?
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# tell that to pope Leo VII
he was killed by the husband of the woman he was fucking at the time,
as was his successor John XIII
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# woman? WOMAN?
and he called himself a Pope!
*writes off to Rome... "back to traditional values again - it appears that past popes have been caught WITH WOMEN not choirboys as is expected. this must not be allowed to happen again, it'll ruin our jokes about the priesthood"*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:38, archived)
# it was over 1000 years ago
Paul II made up for it by dying whilst being bumraped 500 years later
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# this sounds
awfully like you had a slow day and access to google.
/shouts
"Beer! Beer call for Mr Sanity!"
/unshouts
scarily good research on the subject of the sexual deaths of the popes though :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)
# there is far too much wierd information on the web
beer does sound like a good plan though
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Beer is (almost) always a good plan.
Here you go:
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:51, archived)
# I like that lotsly
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Ta :-)
I'm just about to go to pub and do something similar, yay for pubs!
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:03, archived)
# That's no good. Wheres Miceahal Howerdd?
He is the besst?1!

[Woo! and Yay! to the Benny-Hill Pope-Penguin, and to your depressingly wonderful animation skills]
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:31, archived)
# hehe
i did a benny hill one a while back :)
eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/penguinbennyhill.gif.html
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# I just watched the Father Dowling Mysteries
There were nuns with guns catching mobsters.
It wasn't as good as this, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ibex (not ipod), Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Were they...
sexy nuns?
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:35, archived)
# the reception on my telly is shit
so I imagined them as sexy nuns, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ibex (not ipod), Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:39, archived)
# woo!
penguins, popes and nuns* - yay!


*not sexy though. unless you like feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Haha! Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)
# so does that
that
that
(I helped save b3ta! ibex (not ipod), Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Haha
That's excellent, as is ecletech's pic. Woo!
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# woo
trippy
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha IT`S DA BISHOP!

*loud guitar music.. sports car.. Bishop tries to stop catastrophe*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:48, archived)
# Superb!
Have more penguins from earlier this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)
# woo!
(especially for TinMan penguin)
edit: hang about, where's Toto gone?
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:53, archived)
# hahaha!
that's fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:53, archived)
# woo
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:50, archived)
# It certainly does...
Arrghh! The nuns are after me!

Also, YAY! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:08, archived)