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# your cat
is only pretending to sleep - his eyes are open!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:45, archived)
# he opens his eyes when i approach
he doesn't trust me !
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:48, archived)
# this sounds like it has a history...
why does your own cat not trust you?
anything to do with your username?
(I have that 'problem' with cats too, mainly due to having big feet, wearing boots, and appearing to be less in control of them than I am. cue worried cat-staring, followed by running-off if I go to stroke* them)

*ok, occasionally kick, but they are supposed to land on their feet, and how else would you test that?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:57, archived)
# he doesn't trust me cos
i accidentaly threw him across the room when i was pretending to be the incredible hulk !
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:59, archived)
# *pffft*
...accidentally threw him across the room...
*calls rspca*
*cancels call, orders cat for throwing-practice*
*cancels cat order*
*worries about which option is best*
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:08, archived)
# order the cat
apart from the emotional trauma he's fine !
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:09, archived)
# you throw like a 5-year old girl
AICMFP
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)