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# yay ! pet hour !
My cat Ben sleeping on his bear Berty
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:42, archived)
# akira!
nice pic
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:44, archived)
# my cat tasslehof

poor little bugger has got a tick on him at the mo, but he won't let me near him to get it off
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:45, archived)
# a nike cat
*gets coat*
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:46, archived)
# why do you think I want to remove it?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:47, archived)
# use a pressure washer
(that would be rather funny)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:51, archived)
# hehe
there is somthing that will kill it... salt or somthing. go for a google, you dont have to pull it
/so my friend says, never had a cat or dog ;)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:02, archived)
# I thought it was petrol...
though I may be getting this confused with lit cigarettes for leeches.
*tries both*
*watches in awe at burning cat running round*
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:14, archived)
# thats how to make a cat go
woof
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:23, archived)
# your cat
is only pretending to sleep - his eyes are open!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:45, archived)
# he opens his eyes when i approach
he doesn't trust me !
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:48, archived)
# this sounds like it has a history...
why does your own cat not trust you?
anything to do with your username?
(I have that 'problem' with cats too, mainly due to having big feet, wearing boots, and appearing to be less in control of them than I am. cue worried cat-staring, followed by running-off if I go to stroke* them)

*ok, occasionally kick, but they are supposed to land on their feet, and how else would you test that?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:57, archived)
# he doesn't trust me cos
i accidentaly threw him across the room when i was pretending to be the incredible hulk !
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:59, archived)
# *pffft*
...accidentally threw him across the room...
*calls rspca*
*cancels call, orders cat for throwing-practice*
*cancels cat order*
*worries about which option is best*
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:08, archived)
# order the cat
apart from the emotional trauma he's fine !
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:09, archived)
# you throw like a 5-year old girl
AICMFP
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)
# i miss having cats
here's one of my ferrets just saying hi
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:48, archived)
# yay!
tis very cool! :o)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:53, archived)
# mmm...
ferrets.
are you sure it's a real ferret? I can't see its evil red eyes in that gif.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:59, archived)
# oh crap
mrs. beasley is a alien
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:02, archived)
# nooooo!
I wasn't on about the whole red-eyes/green-nostrils thing. sorry!
(every ferret I've met* has had at least slightly red eyes)

*well, okay, cowered from. ferrets are viscious little buggers. only people who own ferrets disagree with this fact

edit: assuming Mrs Beasley is the ferret here
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Yay
The is lully :)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:56, archived)
# My mothers angry cat




(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:11, archived)