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# IT ARE A PARODY. FUNNEH.
(Neville Squamous, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:35, archived)
# you're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:36, archived)
# burn in hell you.. you.. meany!

(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:38, archived)
# stick it up your cavernous botty hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:39, archived)
# Stick it in your kittenflap!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:45, archived)
# Poo eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 2:01, archived)
# wee breath
:D yeah! now who's tough!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:39, archived)
# Yeah?
Youre the one who's sitting in front of a computer at 1:45am on a sunday night, alone, and...and...er...
(Neville Squamous, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:42, archived)
# i've got better facial hair.
and far, far better chances of succeeding at the krypton factor.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:43, archived)
# This is great
and you have the most hilarious elbows, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Ooh
Are you the Anti-Neville? Will you be my Nemesis?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:37, archived)
# Actually
i genuinely just noticed that we both have 'neville' in the name section. Perhaps i am a permeable membrane version of you.
(Neville Squamous, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:39, archived)
# And your
user id is 2005 greater than mine. Which is a spooky coincidence, if you want to think of it as a spooky coincidence. Which it's not. Possibly
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:41, archived)
# Crikey bliminess
That sort of confluence must mean something....i wonder who was 1002.5th to register after you...they must be the key.
(Neville Squamous, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:43, archived)
# Still a hell of a thing to live up to...
He has the skilz0rz
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:41, archived)
# And in addition
i would like to add that there are three sites on the internet that have ever made me laugh out loud, and neville's garden is one of them. Added.
(Neville Squamous, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:41, archived)
# liar,
you told me you hate the neville and want a fight with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:41, archived)
# Would it
be a fight to the death, with nunchucks and pointy sticks? Because I'm allergic to those things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Yeah,
and i have to wash my hair. Constantly.
(Neville Squamous, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:47, archived)
# Why, I thank thee muchly
What are the other two, if I may ask?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:42, archived)
# Well
B3ta goes without saying, and recently i have been looking at SA's weekend web. It makes me laugh AND feel superior, what could be better?*


*there may be other websites which have made me lol in the past, but theyre not in my bookmarks so they can fuck off. Royally.
(Neville Squamous, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:45, archived)
# I think
the best thing in my bookmarks at the moment would be Seanbaby's Super Friends page. It's ROFLAwesome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:49, archived)
# the neville
will perch atop your radiator and confuse you with winding strings of logic and wonderful pleasantries which expand and shimmer at a point three milliparsecs beyond your capacity to comprehend or even hear them.
(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:39, archived)
# Like a dog whistle?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:42, archived)
#
a dog whistle with sinister swirls of minty soup curling and scheming within.

only marginally.
(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:43, archived)
# You're being silly.
Soup will cunt up a dog whistle every time.

*takes notes on edge of page*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:45, archived)
# badum tish.
(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:48, archived)
# aheh
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 1:44, archived)