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if only it were real.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:14, archived)

I'm not sure I'd show my kids b3ta,

until they were at least fifteen.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:15, archived)

i for one

hope that i never have kids.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:16, archived)

That also,

would avoid the problem.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:19, archived)

Second That

More than hope: I am proud to say "Thank you, condoms!" at age 36.

Next up, vasectomy.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:38, archived)

i don't need condoms to stop me making kids.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:39, archived)

The word "Hope" misled me, then.

Carry on as you were, oh sterile one. I hope.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:55, archived)

i just avoid women.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:57, archived)

Carry on as you were

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:05, archived)

woo-hoo!

I've been told condoms are generally 97% effective if used correctly.

here's to beating the odds!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:54, archived)

now your problem

is that you have a very, very low sperm count.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:56, archived)

woo-hoo!

I have spent the last sixteen years doing most of the things which supposedly damage sperm, yes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:08, archived)

Never fuck the pro-life

That's a rule.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:56, archived)

Using them correctly

Requires brain.

Now you may see the problem with the overpopulation and the yellow skies and such.

edit: is that stupid people multiply faster

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:08, archived)