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# Second That
More than hope: I am proud to say 'Thank you, condoms!' at age 36.

Next up, vasectomy.
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:38, archived)
# i don't need condoms to stop me making kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:39, archived)
# The word "Hope" misled me, then.
Carry on as you were, oh sterile one. I hope.
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:55, archived)
# i just avoid women.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:57, archived)
# Carry on as you were
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:05, archived)
# woo-hoo!
 
I've been told condoms are generally 97% effective if used correctly.

here's to beating the odds!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:54, archived)
# now your problem
is that you have a very, very low sperm count.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:56, archived)
# woo-hoo!
 
I have spent the last sixteen years doing most of the things which supposedly damage sperm, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:08, archived)
# Never fuck the pro-life
That's a rule.
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:56, archived)
# Using them correctly
Requires brain.

Now you may see the problem with the overpopulation and the yellow skies and such.

edit: is that stupid people multiply faster
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:08, archived)