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# heh
un-experienced.

EDIT: The Quo are playing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:13, archived)
# i don't know exactly why i'm playing music now.
it's as good as turned into a breakfast show, overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:16, archived)
# if only it were real.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:14, archived)
# I'm not sure I'd show my kids b3ta,
until they were at least fifteen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:15, archived)
# i for one
hope that i never have kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:16, archived)
# That also,
would avoid the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:19, archived)
# Second That
More than hope: I am proud to say "Thank you, condoms!" at age 36.

Next up, vasectomy.
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:38, archived)
# i don't need condoms to stop me making kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:39, archived)
# The word "Hope" misled me, then.
Carry on as you were, oh sterile one. I hope.
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:55, archived)
# i just avoid women.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:57, archived)
# Carry on as you were
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:05, archived)
# woo-hoo!
 
I've been told condoms are generally 97% effective if used correctly.

here's to beating the odds!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:54, archived)
# now your problem
is that you have a very, very low sperm count.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:56, archived)
# woo-hoo!
 
I have spent the last sixteen years doing most of the things which supposedly damage sperm, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:08, archived)
# Never fuck the pro-life
That's a rule.
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:56, archived)
# Using them correctly
Requires brain.

Now you may see the problem with the overpopulation and the yellow skies and such.

edit: is that stupid people multiply faster
(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:08, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
This is a safe place to bring your kids to?! God, if only people would take that seriously.

And I've never met anyone who appointed themself a "Photoshop Wizard".

edit: ah, brilliant. The e-mail link is the only thing that gave it away.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:17, archived)
# those crazy bbc writersorz!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:20, archived)
# That and
the URL
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:51, archived)
# What the hell's a Domopak?
(Tetsuo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:34, archived)
# it's Domo's full name,
numpty.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:39, archived)
# Its
like a six-pack but with more bite.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:41, archived)