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# Fish are
viscious bastards though. I caught one last night trying to break into my shed to make love to my lawnmower. I said
'Oi, fish! Whatchoo think you're up to? Breaking into my shed at 3am to make sweet, sweet love to my lawn manicuring device? Get yourself to fuck, back to whatever salty water-mass you came from'

And what did he do? He punched me in the bollocks with his little fishy fists. Little bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Hence the old saying:
Only the best fish make it on to the 'Captain's Table'!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:17, archived)
# hmmm
i think you are confusing 'fish' and 'local youf what has had its growth stunted by smoking since it was 18 months old'
(sleipnir, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)
# not bob, he loves the spa, except the sunbeds
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:21, archived)
# hot dog
that's the funniest thing I've read in a while.. Got at least two snorts out of me. he he
(blahism, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:31, archived)