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( , Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:10, archived)
I only have a force age of 5.
Damn.
Wooo!
*Lives in constant but cautious hope that the new film will be good. Not great but good.*
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:15,
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Wooo!
*Lives in constant but cautious hope that the new film will be good. Not great but good.*
It'll be awful.
I think that makes it less likely to be good...
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:16,
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It'll be like the
day I went to see the second Matrix film and spent the next six months living in denial about the fact that the third film would, inevitably,
suck more donkey gonad that a donkey-gonad sucking addicted hobo with a donkey permanently strapped to his face.
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:20,
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suck more donkey gonad that a donkey-gonad sucking addicted hobo with a donkey permanently strapped to his face.
but the third film had more robots,
robots with guns
/still in that denial
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:21,
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/still in that denial
It had lots
and lots and lots of robots. I couldn't see the film for all the robots. At one point I just stood up and started weeping.
I'm over it now. Just.
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:23,
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I'm over it now. Just.
i loved those machine gun robots more than any man has ever loved an imaginary machine.
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:23,
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During the
big disco/rave/tango in the cave, I actually got up and started dancing, it was that Awesome!*
*Could well be true. You really want it to be true, dont you?
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:28,
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*Could well be true. You really want it to be true, dont you?
I walked out of the cinema and got my money back 20 minutes into it
later watched it all on DVD. Hated it
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:24,
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Matrix two and three killed my trousers
all of them, I had to revive a pair but the didn't stay alive for long
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:23,
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