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(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:10, archived)
# beats sith fast
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:11, archived)
# gentle on the eyes
how do you take it???
(fred dibnah saved my life, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:12, archived)
# it's a visual aid
/sniggers
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:13, archived)
# Nice
Lava and fever
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:12, archived)
# I only have a force age of 5.
Damn.
Wooo!

*Lives in constant but cautious hope that the new film will be good. Not great but good.*
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:15, archived)
# It'll be awful.
I think that makes it less likely to be good...
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:16, archived)
# You're probably right,
But I remain stupidly optimistic.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)
# It'll be like the
day I went to see the second Matrix film and spent the next six months living in denial about the fact that the third film would, inevitably,
suck more donkey gonad that a donkey-gonad sucking addicted hobo with a donkey permanently strapped to his face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:20, archived)
# but the third film had more robots,
robots with guns
/still in that denial
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:21, archived)
# It had lots
and lots and lots of robots. I couldn't see the film for all the robots. At one point I just stood up and started weeping.

I'm over it now. Just.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:23, archived)
# i loved those machine gun robots more than any man has ever loved an imaginary machine.
(schnurricane, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:23, archived)
# During the
big disco/rave/tango in the cave, I actually got up and started dancing, it was that Awesome!*

*Could well be true. You really want it to be true, dont you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:28, archived)
# I walked out of the cinema and got my money back 20 minutes into it
later watched it all on DVD. Hated it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:24, archived)
# Matrix two and three killed my trousers
all of them, I had to revive a pair but the didn't stay alive for long
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:23, archived)
# So if we see a young man walking the streets in his y-fronts
that'll be you then?

(or a crazy tramp)
(fred dibnah saved my life, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:25, archived)
# I bought some new ones that are alive.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:26, archived)
# ah good
it would have been a long cold winter without them
(fred dibnah saved my life, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 20:28, archived)